Gawd, what a sorry lot of folks to rule over. The robots and the artsy fartsy would be unbearable. I'd probably feed them all to the lions. I'd take the nice folks or the super aggro folks. You know the kind of folks that join cults and do bizarre things unquestioningly? Yeah, it's those 'nice' folks. The super aggro folks? Not sure if I have the ruthless personality to keep them inline long enough to take over the rest, but yeah, it is the obvious choice.
Wait -- can I splinter off and create my own [Utopian] society?