You know what my ultimate dream house would be. To live in a bomb shelter under a cave in Canada. To have surveillence and booby traps scattered all along my property. I would have an elevator that would take me to the surface when I so desired and the elevator would come up from the ground. The top of the elevator would be disguised as a large rock.
I would also have a similar thing for my under ground lair garage.
I would have a large garden and a waterfall.
The lair would have self destruct capabililties.
I would have my own bowling alley and the lair would be decorated in Baroque and Rococo Style Decor. I would have my own theatre and have TCM playing on it 24/7.
I would have an army of Japanese Spitzes who would serve as my loyal minions.
If only this wish could come true