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    Plumage and Moult proteanmix's Avatar
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    I was thinking about making a personal ad just to see what kind of replies I'll get, then inspiration struck. What would you write in your personal ad? I may steal the more witty stuff.

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    Have vagina. Will travel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nottaprettygal View Post
    Have vagina. Will travel.
    This is the funniest thing I've ever read on MBTI Central.
    There is no such thing as separation from God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nottaprettygal View Post
    Have vagina. Will travel.
    Yeah, but in what direction?

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    "Male, 24. Won't be fat when old. Will do dishes for food."

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    Quote Originally Posted by proteanmix View Post
    I was thinking about making a personal ad just to see what kind of replies I'll get, then inspiration struck. What would you write in your personal ad? I may steal the more witty stuff.

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    • Sunrises, Sunsets, the shore, snowstorms, the Harry Potter series, History, International Politics, VH1 Presents The Fabulous Life, Will & Grace, Suave Cocoa Butter with Shea
    • Large amounts of candy, Neoconservatives, Diet Coke, Cooked onions
    • You'll be pleasantly surprised to know I think alot more than I say.
    • I find body odor oddly appealing.
    • Don't think about replying if you smell funny... Seriously.
    There is no such thing as separation from God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proteanmix View Post
    I was thinking about making a personal ad just to see what kind of replies I'll get, then inspiration struck. What would you write in your personal ad? I may steal the more witty stuff.

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    Likes: Irreverence, wit, good food, football, hockey, women that are smarter than me, coarse rock music, dive bars, late night talk shows, deep conversations over a little too much wine.

    Dislikes: Conventional wisdom, dance music/clubs, theater, affectations, fashion, cats, Adam Sandler, people who cannot separate politics and character, women who won't leave the house without makeup.

    You'll be pleasantly surprised to know I: Will make one of the best meals you've ever had.

    I find a foul mouth oddly appealing.

    Don't think about replying if: You require a hard body or you regard people with religious beliefs as fools.
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    Likes: Most things science related, analyzing things, learning things, computer games, other likes may appear and disappear at random.

    Dislikes: Staying out late, mind games, gossipy social games, arguments, other dislikes may appear or disappear at random.

    Will be pleasantly surprised to know that: If you ever have a question about thermodynamics, I can probably answer it. (Such a useful skill )

    I find the smell of dead fish oddly appealing.

    Don't think about replying if: you think that I must get that ultimate gift for valentines day, your birthday, your mom's birthday, etc. Also, if you don't fit any of the information above.

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    Likes: LAUGHTER!, my job, digital photography and graphic art, design, psychology, learning, music (especially concerts), being silly, sarcasm, shopping for clothes and makeup, clever quotations, intellectual conversation (especially if it's off-beat), writing, good food, women's history, making other people smile...

    Dislikes: Snobbery, people who go on power trips, working in customer service (as in waitressing and retail!!!), obnoxiousness, a lack of passion or enthusiasm in the workplace, judgmental attitudes (anyone who can't accept people who dare to be different), religious zealots, organized religion in general, fakeness (saying one thing to me, then acting entirely different in front of someone else), etc etc etc.

    You'll be pleasantly surprised to know I...don't take much of anything said online very seriously.

    I find the south oddly appealing.

    Don't think about replying if...you're a religious nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nottaprettygal View Post
    Have vagina. Will travel.
    Nottaprettygal is my favorite person-who-could-be-a-robot-for-all-I-know.
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