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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    I just said this no more than 30 minutes ago.
    Note to self re: drinks with Jaguar--must have bleach, hefty bags and shovel on hand

    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    Hahahahah... Yeah... the NTJ ones are pretty fun. Compliments of my ENTJ friend: "Dear God... please help me share ownership of my company with the other equal owner, but let me have full control over the important things."


    Yeah. Unless you've had to wrest your piece away with a chair and bullwhip, an ENTJ offering to "share" anything should throw up a red-flag big enough to be seen from orbit. The only exception, of course, being relationships. We're utter pushovers when it comes to people we get twitterpated over.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    lol hilarious.

    INFP- Jesus, help me consider myself more than i do others, please...that's if you have time, amen.


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    God grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.

    Amen.
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    dear lord, i did it again. i took the entire thing apart without any idea of how to put it back together. a little help? if you think about it, im actually asking on behalf of someone else, cause this doesnt belong to me.


    dear lord, if you help me get my 4x4 unstuck i promise to never lie to the les schwab people to get free tire rotations again.


    dear lord, help me put this fire out before it spreads to that nearby field...

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    Dear lord let these people disagree with me about something
    wails from the crypt.

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    haha, oh damn, that prayer is so me. Whenever somebody complains about something I've done I make excuses as if I couldn't have helped it. A second later I might realize that in some other alternate universe where I have more control over myself I could've, though. haha.

    I associate with the ESFP one, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grayscale View Post
    dear lord, i did it again. i took the entire thing apart without any idea of how to put it back together. a little help? if you think about it, im actually asking on behalf of someone else, cause this doesnt belong to me.


    dear lord, if you help me get my 4x4 unstuck i promise to never lie to the les schwab people to get free tire rotations again.


    dear lord, help me put this fire out before it spreads to that nearby field...
    Oh my goodness.... hilarious.
    ISTP: Dear God, please don't let them realize that I was the one that tinkered with the bathtub to try and fix it. How was I supposed to know it would make it worse and flood the apartment below?

    Quote Originally Posted by murkrow View Post
    Dear lord let these people disagree with me about something
    LOL! My ENFP sister to my ENTJ friend: "Will, even on the things we -agree- on, you somehow turn it into an argument."

    Quote Originally Posted by stellar renegade View Post
    haha, oh damn, that prayer is so me. Whenever somebody complains about something I've done I make excuses as if I couldn't have helped it. A second later I might realize that in some other alternate universe where I have more control over myself I could've, though. haha.

    I associate with the ESFP one, too.
    I was talking to my ESTP best girl friend about annoying habits yesterday, and somehow that reminded me of this.
    Me: "Apparently it's annoying that I have to eat every three hours."
    ESTP: "I wonder if I have annoying habits..."
    Me: "Let me start."
    ESTP: (Laughing) "Shoot!"
    Me: "Sometimes you have that whole 'I'm right, you're wrong, end of story' attitude."
    ESTP: "What? That's just honesty."
    Me: "When you A.D.D. out on me you always think I said something totally different than what I said. For example, I'll be talking about.. like... a final I took and you'll be like: 'Huh? What? Tacos?' "
    ESTP: (Laughing) "That's just FUNNY! ... You know what's annoying about [Insert someone random person's name here]?"
    Me: "I give up."
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    hahaha. Sometimes I argue people to death over what happened just because I percieved it that way. I've learned not to do that so much because it just turns people off to you, though. I tend to get in petty arguments sometimes over stupid shit so I'll look better when my argumentation just makes me look worse.

    And, yeah, I definitely mishear people when I zone out while they're rambling. hahaha. That tends to annoy others as well.
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    Dear God...

    I seem to be completely unreceptive
    The tests I gave me showed no sense at all
    My eyes react to light, the dials detect it
    My hears but cannot answer to your call

    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me

    There is no chance, no untried operation
    All hope lies with you and none with me
    Imagine through the shock of isolation
    When I can suddenly hear and speak and see

    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me

    My eyes can hear, my ears can see, my lips speak
    All the time the needles flick and rock
    No machine can give the kind of stimulation
    Needed to remove my inner block

    I Go to the mirror
    I Go to the mirror

    I often wonder what I'm feeling
    Have I ever heard a word I've said
    Look at me in the mirror dreaming
    What is happening in my head

    Listening to me, I get the music
    Gazing at me, I get the heat
    Following me, I climb the mountain
    I get excitement at my feet
    Right behind me, I see the millions
    On me, I see the glory
    From me, I get opinions
    From me, I get the story

    What is happening in my head
    Ooooh, I wish I knew
    I wish I knew

    Paraphrased from YouTube - The Who - Go to the Mirror!

    INFP as it sounds, I've go a powerful 4 wing. Forgive me.
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    I'm interested in what you percieve me to be. Johari/Nohari

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    Default Prayers For Myers-Briggs Types

    I found this pretty amusing and yet very true, just for fun, don't take it super seriously
    source: Prayers For Myers-Briggs Types | The American Conservative

    ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

    ISTP: God help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

    ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault.

    ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

    ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

    ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking).

    ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

    ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

    INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

    INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

    ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.

    ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

    INTJ: Lord keep me open to others’ ideas, WRONG though they may be.

    INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

    ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

    ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo.

    Amen.

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