Is it that much of a surprise?!
Yes, I admit, I get a kick out of reading the articles closely detailing Paris Hilton's life behind bars, filled with "tears and solitude." I guess I'm turned on by watching and reading about young and attractive, but dumb, slutty, and shallow women suffer.
But to tell you the truth, her would-be 45-day (23 for good behavior) secluded life would be bliss for me. Really, that kind of arrangement doesn't sound half bad; sitting in a cell for 23 hours, I'd be able to read, reflect, and philosophize all day. Hell, I could also get a college degree at the state's expense!
I could probably do that for way over 23 years, let alone 23 days.
Anyway, I think it's hilarious how early this morning, an article was about Paris' depression in jail, and the very next time I checked the homepage, it was about her release! Rich whores can't take 23 days away from their humble abodes. I can't believe I typed this. Rich people were always pathetic but I'm just as pathetic for reading about this.
It was just so funny!