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    Default "xxxxs...why?"

    You know what to do.




    ESFP
    Why do you all talk so fast?

    Why can't I ask you guys questions?

    If I ask an innocent question relevant to what we're all doing, why do you react all defensively? How come you never have any of the answers and yet you're still passing? Have you paid any attention at all?

    Why are you so fat? Lose some weight.
    Why do you waddle side to side when you walk?

    How many boyfriends do you even have?


    ENFP
    How can you afford to buy those thick-pleated plaid hipster shirts and the deadmau5 headphones and the gold chains and all that junk?
    Where are you even getting all this money?

    How come you're allowed to skateboard home, where there's no sidewalk, but if I tried to walk home I'd get arrested?

    How come you guys never get caught?
    How do you get away with everything?


    INFP
    Why am I literally worse than Hitler?
    How come if I'm the same sex I was when I was born, somehow I need to die?

    Is there any feasible way to disagree with your incorrect views without you taking it personally?

    Why are you so boring?
    Why do you keep and collect all this useless junk?
    Why do you sigh all the time?

    Why do you panic over everything? Can you help it? Is it a genetic disease? Does it do something sexual for you? Are you aware that you're panicking?

    Why do you always think I'm angry? Why do you care?

    Why are you gravitated towards being everything I'm mortally afraid of becoming?

    Why am I some sort of weird romantic hero to you, when all I'm really trying to do is look out for myself?


    INTJ
    Why are you so depressed?
    Why do I feel like you're on some ongoing mission to make everyone else as miserable as you are?

    Why don't you like anything?

    Why do you react to any question, statement, joke, or piece of conversation as a hostile attack?


    ISTJ
    Why can't I make you react, no matter what I say?

    Why do you preach bullshit, even though everyone else can see pretty clearly it's bullshit?


    ESTP
    How come you say you have a whole book of "legendary heroes" and you're gonna get rich when you publish it someday, but it's really just an overbloated torn-up notebook of DragonBall Z fanfics with poor handwriting and shoddy illustrations?

    If you're so tough, why do you threaten to call the authorities when I tell you a sex joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihilogen View Post
    You know what to do.


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    How can you afford to buy those thick-pleated plaid hipster shirts and the deadmau5 headphones and the gold chains and all that junk?
    Where are you even getting all this money?

    How come you're allowed to skateboard home, where there's no sidewalk, but if I tried to walk home I'd get arrested?

    How come you guys never get caught?
    How do you get away with everything?
    lol i always get caught and don't get away with anything haha.

    also i very rarely buy things for myself that aren't food and drink.

    get yo stereotypes straight! :zsnap:
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihilogen View Post
    because your mom buys them for you.

    your mom buys them for me

    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.
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    ENTJs, why is everything a power trip with you? Why do you mess with people's minds? And why do you assume that I enjoy it when you hit on me?

    ISTPs, what makes you so unpredictable? You're like a cat that wants someone to pet it, then turns around and bites the ever-loving crap out of their hand. Why can't I ever get on your good side?!

    That's all I've got at the moment.

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    Fi, why y'all hate me so damn much? Well, I know the answer, but still.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    Fi, why y'all hate me so damn much? Well, I know the answer, but still.
    Personally, I you, no probs here.
    "Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


    "When people see some things as beautiful,
    other things become ugly.
    When people see some things as good,
    other things become bad."
    Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihilogen View Post
    INFP
    1.) Why am I literally worse than Hitler?

    2.) How come if I'm the same sex I was when I was born, somehow I need to die?

    3.) Is there any feasible way to disagree with your incorrect views without you taking it personally?

    4.) Why are you so boring?

    5.) Why do you keep and collect all this useless junk?

    6.) Why do you sigh all the time?

    7.) Why do you panic over everything? Can you help it? Is it a genetic disease? Does it do something sexual for you? Are you aware that you're panicking?

    8.) Why do you always think I'm angry? Why do you care?

    9.) Why are you gravitated towards being everything I'm mortally afraid of becoming?

    10.) Why am I some sort of weird romantic hero to you, when all I'm really trying to do is look out for myself?
    1. You are? (makes note to self to watch you more closely in future)

    2. Don't understand this question at all.

    3. If it involves you thinking we are stupid for having the views we have, no.

    4. We're only boring around people we don't like.

    5. I MIGHT NEED IT SOMEDAY!

    6. See answer 4. We only sigh around ...

    7. I'm pretty calm, actually. Panic mode is generally internal.

    8. Because you are. Because it's catchy, like a bad cough.

    9. Because we are awesome.

    10. You're not.
    "Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


    "When people see some things as beautiful,
    other things become ugly.
    When people see some things as good,
    other things become bad."
    Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBaby View Post
    Personally, I you, no probs here.
    YAY! . I share the sentiment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    Fi, why y'all hate me so damn much? Well, I know the answer, but still.
    let me preface by saying that I don't feel negatively about you, but sometimes your reasoning behind your opinions is very foreign and counterintuitive to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    Why on earth is it "wrong"? There is no rule or law that states individuals can not be in a polyamorus relationship.
    when I read this in the polyamory thread, I realized that the way you process right and wrong is so different from me, and probably most Fi users. i don't consider rules or laws at all when it comes down to moral issues or personal feelings. that might be where the conflict arises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickpea View Post
    when I read this in the polyamory thread, I realized that the way you process right and wrong is so different from me, and probably most Fi users. i don't consider rules or laws at all when it comes down to moral issues or personal feelings. that might be where the conflict arises.
    And yet, there's something about you saying this that feels "investigate-able" to me here, gives me an Fi "ping".

    I've found myself leaning on Je reasoning from time to time, almost as a justification to say, "I have my personal reasoning, and look, society agrees too, so there !" So, it doesn't actually feel very distant, not as distant as you describe?

    So, even though it's an inferior function for Fi dom, that Je perspective is still in there. Perhaps a rejection of the inferior spurs the issue? Do you ever look for real-world judiciary-style evidence to support a personal viewpoint?
    "Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


    "When people see some things as beautiful,
    other things become ugly.
    When people see some things as good,
    other things become bad."
    Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

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