I struggle to find well fitting shoes because I have large feet and on one occasion I was hiring ski boots.
I found one pair that looked ok, tried them on and wisely proclaimed: "No...these don't fit either, the problem is the inside is much smaller than the outside." To be honest that's a mild one, I do plenty of stupid...unforgivably dumb things. If you were to ask my family they would probably recall them better.
Oh yeah also skiing we had to catch a train up to the actual peaks and my dad pointed out the wrong train, we found out it was wrong and got off to the right one a few minutes before it was due to leave, except I took someone else's skis which were identical to mine......except for being 3 foot shorter. And the best part is I dashed across for my skis, leaving the small kiddy ones with a puzzled conductor, but then had to dash back a 3rd time to give the crying child her skis back.
I shouldn't be allowed outside on my own.