One star, interesting concept, funny dialog ruined by force feeding... whatever your point was.
Here's a thought, you have a good thing here, but if you wanted to make people say "yeah you're right" or just troll the least you could do is give this at least one more day of work.
Seriously people, stop ruining good concepts by being lazy. Even this could have been funny and interesting with a few bosses and a bit of gameplay along with that dialog. And doing that only required just a bit more of work and creativity, is not that hard.
But hey, "one hall with witty dialog -the game-" is what all the cool kids these days do right?