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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    ESTJ?
    Quite possibly. She is incredibly overly emotional and dramatic though.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    When I was sick a year or a two ago...

    Mom: *talking with my grandmom on the phone outside the door* ...Let me check. *Checks me in my room*
    Me: *stares*
    Mom: Yes, She's doing okay now... Well, she looks a bit grumpy and I think that's a good sign...



    Dunno if this counts as a quote. Derp. c:
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    Can a single person out there just explain it to me?
    Hey, just tell me how... It's not like I care now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    ^He pees on the seat.
    You went and spoiled the surprise!
    "Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


    "When people see some things as beautiful,
    other things become ugly.
    When people see some things as good,
    other things become bad."
    Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
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    My mom has been texting "LOL" at the strangest moments recently. I'm asking her tonight what the hell she thinks it means
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyyukon View Post
    My mom has been texting "LOL" at the strangest moments recently. I'm asking her tonight what the hell she thinks it means
    Lots of love. That's what my mom thought it meant. She was stunned by the real meaning and decided she didn't like it.
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    Was watching a movie with my mom (INFJ 1w2) a few years ago, and she provided this helpful (and 100% deadpan/sarcastic) advice during a drug-related scene:

    "Don't do lines of cocaine off the floor. A nice, clean table is what you need!"


    Edit: I also got my mom onto When Parents Text a few years back... though this was almost more of a funny dad moment, than a funny mom moment:
    Irene Dialogue | When Parents Text

    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBaby View Post
    You went and spoiled the surprise!
    Yes, one of those, "2:30am in the dark" surprises, only exceeded by the "seat is up at 2:30am in the dark" surprises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    "Don't do lines of cocaine off the floor. A nice, clean table is what you need!"
    That's hilarious. Speaking of moms and drugs -- this isn't what you're thinking -- I was playing Apples to Apples with her and some friends of the family. That's that game where one person plays a card with an adjective on it, and everyone else has to play a card with a noun that they think fits the adjective. During one round, the adjective was "delicious", and my mom played a card that said "cocaine".

    Patently absurd, because she's the most straight-laced person you're ever likely to meet. It was so unexpected, and so funny.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    That's hilarious. Speaking of moms and drugs -- this isn't what you're thinking -- I was playing Apples to Apples with her and some friends of the family. That's that game where one person plays a card with an adjective on it, and everyone else has to play a card with a noun that they think fits the adjective. During one round, the adjective was "delicious", and my mom played a card that said "cocaine".

    Patently absurd, because she's the most straight-laced person you're ever likely to meet. It was so unexpected, and so funny.
    I dare you to introduce her to Cards Against Humanity.

    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    I dare you to introduce her to Cards Against Humanity.
    OH, GOD.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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