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    Three texts from my mom, in quick succession:

    "Chance of showers tomorrow and Sunday."

    "You hate pink, right?"

    "Draw me Hugh Jackman as Wolverine."
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    Oh wow. Another classic text from my mom, just now:

    "Remind me to tell you of the insane dream I had about Omar Sharif last night. I must have been smoking something."
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    My mom's been sending me a lot of nice texts about how worried she is about me because of my break-up. She suggested I take a week of unpaid leave off from work and go see everyone in Chicago. It was sweet, but I'm not sure that it's necessary. I think I'll be ok. I'm a little more resilient than my sister in that regard. I admit I'm probably in a weird head-space, but I'll be ok.
    I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
    Turned on some music to start my day
    I lost myself in a familiar song
    I closed my eyes and I slipped away


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    mom: "Hi little baby, hi little baby"
    me: "Get hell out of my face with that baby shit."
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    Me: These cupcakes hurt my teeth.

    Mom: Do you have cavities?

    Me: No, just sweet icings make my teeth hurt.

    Mom: Oh, you just have insensitive teeth.



    She was drunk to be fair.
    tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers
    and you want to take her with you, to the hard land of the winter

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    Me: "Hey Mom! What are you doing for your birthday?"

    Mom: "I don't KNOW what I'm doing for my birthday, because SOMEONE..." *glares at Dad* "... forgot my birthday and hasn't planned anything yet!"

    Dad: "Is today your birthday? "

    Mom: "I DON'T KNOW -- IS IT??"
    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

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    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    God I love my mom.

    Mom: I have a surprise for you! Guess what it is!

    Me: Oooh a surprise? What kind of surprise? Am I going to like it? What is it what is it!?

    Mom: Guess... I told you earlier that it is something only you or I would like. What do you think it is?

    Me: ... Is it a pedicure...(please no)

    Mom: Noooo... The surprise is not meant to make you miserable. Guess again.

    Me: Oh it's a book! It has to be a book! Yes, yes!

    Brother: You guys are so weird.

    Mom: And what book do you think it is...

    Me: Seriously, it isn't... It can't be... The new Harper Lee book?

    Brother: Oh I heard that book was awful.

    Both me and Mom: Alex! Wtf is wrong with you!

    Brother: Um... I was just kidding...

    Mom: And if I see you hoarding that book from me there will be serious consequences to pay. I will be snitching it from you every chance I get

    Me: Nuh uh. It is all mine. Mine I tell you! (Runs out of room and kisses book)

    Brother: Ugh. (Rolls eyes)

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    "Because when you become a mother, you'll get it"
    -mom

    "Because when I die, you miss me a lot."
    -mom

    "Because when you grow up, you'll understand and thank me for it,.. Hope it's not too late otherwise *sniff* you'll be sorry."
    -mom

    ..I'm clueless. :|
    Imagine this is the best thing you've ever read.

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    "In the immortal words of my generation: GAG ME WITH A SPOON."
    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

    ESTJ - LSE - ESTj (mbti/socionics)
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    lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw + wampus (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    "Do you want to go see that new movie, about old Sherlock Holmes? He's played by Sir Ian What's-His-Name. McGonagall."
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