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    Oh here's another favorite mom moment...

    I was about 12ish and my family was eating at a Vietnamese restaurant. There was some kind of chinese pop music playing over the speakers and my IFJ mom wondered aloud, "I wonder what they're singing about? Maybe they're singing, 'we poisoned yooouuur fooood..'" and my ESFJ dad grew red in the face and said, "Susan, shut up before you get us thrown out of here!" My sister and I were rolling with laughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poki View Post
    When my mom moved from hawaii to california she brought her radio so she could still catch hawaiian radio stations. I dont know the quote as i was only 3, but family still tells the story to this day.
    awwww, your Mom
    "Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
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    "When people see some things as beautiful,
    other things become ugly.
    When people see some things as good,
    other things become bad."
    Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

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    FB message to me:

    "This is an urgent request. Can you please go to my face book and complete the quiz? I could not do it. I want to say Happy Birthday, Tim Horton's, you're indispensable. I will get a free donut and coffee. I will give you the donut. Thanks."
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    Mom: He looks like a slut
    Me: ... what?
    Mom: He looks like a slut!
    Me: o.o what do you mean?
    Mom: Like that thing that sleeps in trees all day. A slut!
    Me: Oh, a sloth.

    I love her accent but sometimes, wow.

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    me: (dancing under the moon)
    mom: (proceeds to immitate my dance under the moon)
    me: what are you doing?
    mom: dancing like you.
    me: Only sons dance under the moon. You must act your own age.
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    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    This morning

    Mom: And then you take a right on One Street and follow that 5 for miles, left on Two street until you hit 6 road, ignore that andthen a right on Five street------->(It continues indefinately) do you have all that?
    Me: Nah its ok, Ill just punch it into google maps. I can figure it out.
    Mom: You weren't listening at all were you?
    Me: Honestly...
    Mom: Well, when you end up dead in a gutter, you better not come home crying to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GarrotTheThief View Post
    me: (dancing under the moon)
    mom: (proceeds to immitate my dance under the moon)
    me: what are you doing?
    mom: dancing like you.
    me: Only sons dance under the moon. You must act your own age.
    Sounds more like a great contender for a GarrotTheThief quote thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty6226 View Post
    This morning

    Mom: And then you take a right on One Street and follow that 5 for miles, left on Two street until you hit 6 road, ignore that andthen a right on Five street------->(It continues indefinately) do you have all that?
    Me: Nah its ok, Ill just punch it into google maps. I can figure it out.
    Mom: You weren't listening at all were you?
    Me: Honestly...
    Mom: Well, when you end up dead in a gutter, you better not come home crying to me.
    Haha...my mom does that too. When I need to get somewhere, she'll give me all these directions, all the while I keep insisting that I'll just use my phone GPS or print off directions. I think she just likes telling me that she knows how to get there.
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    On a train with my mom today:

    *train stops, man on platform walks up to the door of our train car*
    Mom: "This could be an attractive man, right here."
    *man gets on train*
    Mom: "...Or not."
    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

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    Me: *Receives a notification that my Mom is now following me on Instagram*
    Mom: *Abruptly appears into my room seconds after* I was just looking on Instagram and I happened to come across your name.
    Me: Oh, haven't used it in awhile.
    Mom: Do you know what your username means?
    Me: Huh?
    Mom: Your username?
    Me: Well I don't really remember...
    Mom: It means your Gay, son. Why in the world would you choose such a stupid name like FlamingFlamingo? Do you want everyone to think your a faggot?
    Me: Well I'm sure it can be open to interpretation.
    Mom: No. It means your Gay, there's no other way around it. Change it before you make yourself look like a fool.
    Me: *Deletes all social media accounts*

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    "I was watching the Today Show. Boy George and Hilary Swank were on, and then it went back to Kathy Lee and Hoda Qdoba."
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