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    Quote Originally Posted by chickpea View Post
    my mom runs a summer program where she's basically the boss of a bunch of teenagers, so she'll always text me asking me about different references.

    one day she texted me "who is felicia?" and i was really confused until i realized what she was talking about and died laughing. i had to send her a youtube link



    ("bye felicia" is a slang term derived from this scene of the 1995 hit movie, friday, for those of you not in the know)
    My coworkers use this term frequently at work. I had no idea what/where it came from. Consider me edumacated. Thank you.
    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age. " - H.P. Lovecraft
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    This isn't really a quote, but I just got off the phone with my mom, and here's what I was able to contribute to the conversation:

    "Hi, Mom... Yes... Yeah, I... No... Actually, I... Here's what I... Can I just... Okay... Okay, whatever. Bye."
    Sounds like you dun got railroaded :/
    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age. " - H.P. Lovecraft

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    On the third day of a cold, from ESFJ former nurse:

    "Is there mucous when you cough?"

    "No, not really."

    "Then why are you coughing?" *does stumped thinking pose*
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    "What was the point of getting that hideous purple giraffe tablet cover, if I still can't find the damned thing?"

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    my mother does not trust cities and considers them to be a den of murderers and madmen... unfortunately, the nightly news that she watches is from my city, which means that when she ended a phone conversation with me earlier (which started with the question "what is this cloud that everything keeps talking about?") it went something like this...

    mom: now you be careful... it's dangerous!

    me: I'm on a well lit campus with security... I can see the front door from where I'm parked

    mom: yes, but you still drive home and there's murderers and hit and run drivers out there!

    me: not in my part of town... well, maybe the hit and run, but not the murderers. anyway, aren't most murder victims friends with their killers?

    mom: well, you're safe in that case. be careful though!

    thanks mommy
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
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    "Where there's a (insert my name here), there's a way."

    I love my mom. She's a kind and sweet lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinny-Love View Post
    "Where there's a (insert my name here), there's a way."

    I love my mom. She's a kind and sweet lady.
    Is your name Will?

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    mom calls me, not even 2 seconds into the call "How would I do a background check on someone?"
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so
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    (About Bob Ross)

    "Every brush stroke makes it better! First he ruins it, then he makes it better!"
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    got this text from my mom the other day:

    "FYI. LOVE YA HONEY! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT."

    so sweet, but the all caps and FYI as a sentence was pretty funny to me. classic mom text.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.
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