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    Quote Originally Posted by GarrotTheThief View Post
    ah yes...the dance of the hamster mother devouring her young. Happens to me as well frequently - I'm not singling you out.
    Yep, steamrolled by the Mom-mobile once again. On these occasions, I find myself wondering what would happen if I quietly hung up the phone. If she would even notice.

    My dad's the same way, except louder.

    ...I do not know where I came from.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    "Why are those guys talking? Why can't they just let us watch the movie?"

    Remembered as kid while watching MST3K.

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    Mom: I got approved for a government grant!
    Me: Oh really, what for?
    Mom: Well I don't know they just called me and you know your dad signs me up for stuff.
    Mom: And they have all those grants for women.
    Me: So you didn't apply for any grants?
    Me: It's probably a scam mom.
    Mom: you are so negative.
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    St. Stephen took rocks and St. Sebastian took arrows. You only have to take some jerks on an internet forum. Nut up.
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    In response to this article: Things For Which You Can Find Knitting Patterns

    Mom: "It's a tough decision: broccoli? Or penis cosies...."
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    "Why are those guys talking? Why can't they just let us watch the movie?"

    Remembered as kid while watching MST3K.
    But why would you want to WATCH those movies? They're awful!

    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Yep, steamrolled by the Mom-mobile once again. On these occasions, I find myself wondering what would happen if I quietly hung up the phone. If she would even notice.

    My dad's the same way, except louder.

    ...I do not know where I came from.
    Lol I feel the same way in reverse... only child of an INTP and an INFJ.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!
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    mom: You have to leave by 6pm
    --
    5pm arrives
    ---
    me: mom, I'm leaving now...
    mom: no you have to stay until 8pm.
    me: I am a wanted man. Most people ask me to stay longer.
    mom: no, I just need you to lift something.
    me: (eye twitch)
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    I'm not going to quote my mother because it would reveal which of the seven hells I escaped from.
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    Mom (sending update from vacation): "Starbucks this morning for some serious caffeine to help my stuffy nose....just call me Bob! (THIS IS SO UNFAIR!)"
    (insert trip info here that sounded cool)
    Me: "Oh gosh -- sounds great except for the code. May you get better quicker than the last time you had one! Drink a lot of that DyQuil, Bob!"
    Mom: "Huddy, you are so sweed! Just the most wudderful daughter. Thagz! Sigh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    99% of conversations with my mom: I call her she answers
    "hi mom[begin telling her stuff]
    [she interupts me and tells me everything going on in her life]
    [keeps talking, blah blah blah blah blah blah]
    [says she has to go cuz of some reason, hangs up and i still haven't told her what I needed to tell her]
    [some time later shit hits the fan and she gets mad at me for hiding stuff from her]
    [moral I should just email her]
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    ^He pees on the seat.
    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age. " - H.P. Lovecraft

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