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    When my very very Korean mother learned I met my significant other online:

    Mom: Whaat? Be careful! *mutters in Korean*
    Me: Oma, I am careful, everything is fine.
    Mom: I don't know how I raised my daughter!
    Me: ...what?
    Mom: Meeting all these boys, where you find all these boys? I don't know my daughter anymore!
    Me: All what boys? (has only dated four boys in entire life)
    Mom: *continues muttering to herself in Korean*
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    My mom's email signature, in most of her emails to me:

    "Yer Mom"
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    I have to share this, because my mom just posted this on Facebook, and it is awesome.

    "Why is music so terrible these days? The AMAs are the worst ever this year. If you can't sing, no worries. We'll just surround you with mostly naked girls, shaking everything they have, and no one will notice that you can't carry a tune in a paper bag. What on God's green earth has happened to modesty and class?"

    I guess I am her daughter, after all.
    That's like me and my mom, right there.
    Only she who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible... and then some.

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    At dinner.
    Me: That was delicious.
    Mom: But I cooked that specially for you..
    Me: Uhh.. Thanks?
    Mom: And you ate three spoons less than yesterday.
    Me: … :|

    Aaaand mom ends up awake whole night feeling guilty.
    '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
    ||||||||||||
    …Order >> Chaos >> Order
    ————
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mademoiselle View Post
    At dinner.
    Me: That was delicious.
    Mom: But I cooked that specially for you..
    Me: Uhh.. Thanks?
    Mom: And you ate three spoons less than yesterday.
    Me: … :|

    Aaaand mom ends up awake whole night feeling guilty.
    O_O
    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!
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    Mom: "I had a weird dream last night. Something happened to your dad and I adopted a baby girl from China and ended up married to Chef Tom Colicchio."
    Me: "Maybe you were hungry? And wish that your babies weren't so old. You may also have an unconscious desire for dad to shave his head."
    Mom: "I think I just want a man who can tell if a steak is done or not without cutting it open."
    Me:
    Friends, waffles, work

    "The problem is, when you depend on a substitute for love, you can never get enough" - Louis Cozolino

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    *Gryffindor*

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    O_O

    Yes she’s too sensitive.
    I have no idea how I ended up living today.
    '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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    …Order >> Chaos >> Order
    ————

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    "What's wrong with us?!"

    In response to our family having mostly gray cars
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Mom: "Oh look! There's a 25 struggles that all INFJs face list!"
    Me: "There's no list for ESFJs..."
    Mom: "Wait, you're not an N?!"
    Me: "No..."
    Mom: "Well why not? Where did I go wrong raising you?"
    Friends, waffles, work

    "The problem is, when you depend on a substitute for love, you can never get enough" - Louis Cozolino

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    *Gryffindor*

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    Today:

    [Looking contemplative] "I think my breasts are so big because of all that hormonal chicken I ate."
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