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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    Red face Life Quotations - straight forward, quotations from your everyday life - shared

    Here's a thread I haven't seen before. Everyday we have these special little moments with our fam. This is a good post to record some conversations that seem meager, but as some say, God is in the Details - some say the devil is too but that's usually when they're talking about accounting.

    Anyways, back on point: This is a thread for quotations with loved ones, friends and family. The rules are "short and sweet" and "it has to mean something between the two of you."

    The format is writing it out like a play as below.

    I'll go first...ahem..the example

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    Mom: I ran out of batteries.
    Me: Oh I know you did.
    Mom: How?
    Me: When it comes to restocking inventory you have a reckless disregard for the objective facts
    Mom: HAHAHAHAHA!

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    next.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    mom: Don't you want to change your shirt?
    me: No. I prefer looking like a bum.
    mom: You don't look like a bum.
    me: I don't...like a bum?
    mom: No, you look smart.
    me: Oh. thanks.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    Suave y Fuerte BadOctopus's Avatar
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    This thread should be strictly "Mom Quotes". Because moms are hilarious.

    My mom is a very talkative person, and sometimes doesn't realize when she's overdoing it. Thankfully, she doesn't get offended if I call her on it. This is how it went down the other day:

    (after nearly five minutes of soliloquizing)
    Me: "Mom, are you familiar with that old saying, 'Silence is golden'?"
    Mom: "Yeah, yeah. I'll be golden in a minute."
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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    @BadOctopus

    lol. My mom does the same thing. I walk in and she's asking and talking like a squirrel on a tree but I love it cause it's precious fam time.

    That's a good idea though...we should have just a mom quote thread...I don't know if I can do that now, or if it's too late. If I start a new one will you re-post yours and more in the future?

    P.s. I'm using that now: Silence is Golden...she's going to lol because it's so not my style.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    me: Silence is golden
    mom: Take your own advice.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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