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Thread: Skinny jeans.

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    Default Skinny jeans.

    The most stupid and ubiquitous item of clothing around:



    I have never understood the purpose of these jeans and what reason anyone would want to wear them, apart from the item being "cool" and "trendy". As a man, I've tried a pair that fit my waist and leg length before, but found my mobility impaired due to actually having some muscle in my thighs. Also, whenever I sat down, I felt my balls being pushed right up against my body, which is effing painful. If that wasn't enough, they don't have big enough pockets for me to put my wallet in, so I had to wear a money-belt. At home!

    If you are, actually, a man, then these jeans are simply nonfunctional because of the way that they are tailored.

    As far as women go, I can understand it a lot more from a body-shape perspective, and there aren't obstructions in the groin region. Aesthetically however, I would question why the girls who are so keen to show their legs just don't wear a shorter dress as opposed to those ugly "cut" jeans, but it's probably the same reason, trying to be "'trendy", as well as possibly as a way of rebellion. Women will have more to say about this however.

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    ... and? So?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    ... and? So?
    I just can't understand it.

    Maybe people can help me resolve this confusion.

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    They work the best for skinny body types, actually that's the only time they work. Most women think skinny men and skinny jeans are ugly as hell but I think most women have poor taste in men. I like skinny men and skinny jeans. They make me feel FABULOUS. But I sometimes find it hard to pair them up with shoes and making it look decent, other than Doctor Martens-esque boots.

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    Some people can wear them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kullervo View Post
    Maybe people can help me resolve this confusion.
    The source of confusion is within.. You dont need to understand why some people like certain stuff, all you need to know is that its really genetics and environment coming together and this is the result. Naturally different people have different reasons for why they came to like these skinny jeans, but if you want those reason, you need to ask every individual separately, because thats the personal part of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kullervo View Post
    I just can't understand it.

    Maybe people can help me resolve this confusion.

    I have never understood the purpose of these jeans and what reason anyone would want to wear them, apart from the item being "cool" and "trendy".
    Confusion resolved.

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    Seeing skinny jeans on a guy makes my dick go limp at light speed. Even them, I am not a fan of them in general.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Some people can wear them.

    Probably helped Plant reach such high pitches singing? Looks uncomfortable though.

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