You know, females are women. If I like them they become girls, because when I loose it for someone I feel like a boy. But you know, a manly boy, one that catches toads and builds rafts and stuff. But if it's not going well, I become a wretch and they become my bane.
"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray