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    Quote Originally Posted by Salomé View Post
    I seem to recall also telling you your chosen profession was full of inbreds who would fart in your face and call it a compliment.

    Hey, sweet cheeks, you gots no one to blame but yourself.
    But this is happening at doctors offices, post offices, and restaurants. Yall have butt problems. ACCEPT IT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    But this is happening at doctors offices, post offices, and restaurants. Yall have butt problems. ACCEPT IT!
    Doctors offices? Clue is in the name. Have a heart O heartless one!
    Restaurants? They eat some weird shit in Scandi land.
    Post Offices?
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    I got nothin... Maybe you are just striking fear into the hearts of men wherever you go and causing them to empty their bowels?
    That can happen.
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    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    Farts from hamburgers, chips and beef steaks smell worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    Ur all discussing peepholes
    U need 2 stup farting beside me.
    I hav not had peepholes fart near me dis off10 in my lyfe.
    U all hav butt mussil kontroll problems
    And eat really stinky food
    Plz stop eating cheez n farting beside me.
    You want Europeans to discuss you because you are disgusted?

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    They spray their offensive scent to ward off potential attackers. Just don't look at them like you're gonna maul them to death and feast on their pasty carcasses.
    I FEEL ALRIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hive View Post
    They spray their offensive scent to ward off potential attackers.
    Hmm...reminds me of this scene.


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    @YWIR Are you sure your consumerist American farts weren't just floating about taking over the cultural smell of the European ones?

    Or the European countries have been around longer and there is a better acceptance of the human bodies natural.... Gassy consistency.

    Mind you the suggestion of making men loosen their bowels in fear is interesting. I'm sure id be immune.... Or wear a nappy. So where are you now in your europe tour? I can't believe I missed you.
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    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophiaDeep View Post
    Farts from hamburgers, chips and beef steaks smell worse.
    Or tacos. Does Europe have Mexican food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    Ur all discussing peepholes
    U need 2 stup farting beside me.
    I hav not had peepholes fart near me dis off10 in my lyfe.
    U all hav butt mussil kontroll problems
    And eat really stinky food
    Plz stop eating cheez n farting beside me.
    Dont make me grumpy, WWIII Germany's gonna win, we got experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by chana View Post
    Or tacos. Does Europe have Mexican food?
    oh we do...but it's not even worth that fart

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