[The play begins and Piya is standing on top of her balcony. She says her lines, "Romeo... Romeo, where are you?" Panchi pushes Misha to the stage who goes on her knees and says, "I have come darling, the bus was a little late..." Panchi and Danish look at each other. Misha and Panchi's parents are surprised to see Misha as Romeo. Piya repeats the dialogue, "Romeo, where are you?" Misha says, "I already told you I have come, bus was late?" The crowd laughs.]
Ruhi's Mom [laughing]: Shakespeare's comedy. But where's Ruhi?
Ruhi [to her friend]: Hey - what happened?
Ruhi's friend: Oh, Misha is messing up all the lines.
Ruhi: It's always like that. I should have been given the lines, I would have said them, you know?... I told my mom that I'm playing a very important role.
Ruhi's friend: What did you tell your mom? And what are you playing?
Ruhi: Mother Nature.
Ruhi's friend: What?
Ruhi's Mom: Where's Ruhi?
Piya: Romeo, without you every moment was like a jail.
Misha: Sorry friend,... I was without memory too, and a donkey ate my brains and I was out... with two legs, I came out here. (Panchi is pulling out her hair.)
T [the girl in the green dress] thinks: You are telling the lines written by me - the mess-up was bound to happen."
Misha [thinking]: "T? So that's the bloody problem. Now I'll tell." (She's leaving the stage.)
Piya: Romeo? Where are you going?
Misha: I'll be back, baby!
Piya: Huh? (Ruhi and her friend, acting as trees, laugh along with the audience.) Romeo - Romeo, without you, what will I do, Romeo? Romeo, look, the trees are shaking, and the weather is also bad - Romeo! (The audience laughs.)
Panchi: Misha, what the hell is going on?
Misha: T has changed my cue cards!
Panchi: What a... Misha! (Misha storms back onto the stage.)
Piya: Romeo, where are you going?
Misha: I'll be right back, baby!
Piya: Huh? (The audience is in splits. Misha drags T onto the stage, along with a mop.)
Misha: Julie! (She's corrected with "Juliet", but responds with "Whatever, dude!") Here - for you, a cleaning lady! As dirty as she looks, she does that much better cleaning! She's a bai (Maharashtrian cleaning lady) - with style! (Panchi's exasperated at this point.)
Misha: Don't keep your flower-like feet on this dirty floor. Let her clean this for you. (She gives the mop to T for cleaning.) Clean this! (T starts cleaning. Panchi enters the stage as Romeo's mother to stop the play and pats Misha's shoulder. Poor Piya is further confused.) Who are you, nobody?
Panchi [slapping Misha]: Shameless! You forgot your mother in this Juliet's love? (The audience bursts out laughing.)
Misha: Ma??? Mother! (falls on her feet)
Panchi [catching T by the ears]: Where are the papers?
Misha: What papers mother?
Panchi: The letters you wrote to Juliet out of love... (T signals at her friend.) Such a huge betrayal? My son's letters are on that table!
[She signals to Danish to snatch the cue cards from T's friend. He runs back towards the stage, but accidentally hits the stage, and Ruhi falls to the ground. Ruhi waves "Hi" to her parents before going back to acting as a tree. Danish gives the papers to Angad - dressed as Ram - to give to Misha, and pushes him onto the stage. Meanwhile, Kabir reaches backstage. Angad shows a bless sign with his hands, and Misha falls on his feet.]
Misha: Hey Ram!
Angad: I have come to give you your story of love. (Misha exclaims, "Thank you Ram!" He hands over the papers, but all three girls try to grab it and T runs off with the papers again. Danish tries to stop Kabir from going on to the stage, but...)
Kabir: Juliet, my darling, I have come!... Hey! Who are you?
Misha: I am Romeo, who are you?
Kabir: I am Romeo!
Misha: Oh, so you have changed your son! What mother this is!
[Panchi scolds Kabir for being late and asks Misha to leave, but she refuses. Kabir and Misha fight for Juliet.]
Misha: I only am Romeo, not this loser! Mom, you will have to accept her as your daughter-in-law!
Misha: Julie is her pet name! You will have to shorten it!
Kabir: What is all of this happening here?
Panchi: I reject this Juliet!
Piya: You will reject me? I am rejecting both Romeos!
Misha: Julie, don't do this, I'll die!
Panchi: Just stop it! I will kill you first!
Piya: Don't kill my lover! (Misha throws flying kisses at Piya, and Panchi and Misha fight.) Shut up! Stop all these! I don't want to get married to any Romeo! Please get me down from here.
Misha: No Julie, don't say like that. I love you, I love you Julie, I love you... (shaking the balcony in the process)
Piya: Mish, Mish... (trying to get her to stop shaking the balcony - the balcony breaks, and both Piya and Misha fall)
Misha: At least now say yes! (Piya leaves.) She left me...
Panchi: Cut it!