I know an ENTP and I'd like to braid his ponytail and spin fire sticks with him. Also, I'd kind of like a good stick fight with him.
So what's your confession? Hmmmm? Fess up. It's all in fun and nobodybwill tell your girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.
A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese
All I want is a girl to f*** me in a way that'll make me powerless. A girl that'll tell me to "shut up," that'll throw me on the bed, tie me up, COMMAND me to do things, basically make me her bitch. I want a girl that is good at playing the dom as well as the sub and has as high a sex drive as me, but is sweet and bubbly in public.
And then I want her to invite her best friend over, who is the EXACT same way. I want a lady that makes me her and her friends' sex slave.
Most of the sex I've had up to today haven't been much better than mediocre at best. Last girl claimed to be the best (quote: "I give the best head in PA") but she was only slightly above average. I want a girl who knows she's excellent in bed, who actually IS excellent and bed, and doesn't just SAY or THINK she is.
I'm beginning to think I can only find this in expensive hookers.
I think I have a thing for ENFP's...
(Then again I think most people have a thing for ENFP's.)
I'm very very scared of boys.
I also have a thing for Te users for some reason(opposites attract?).
Fe doms(no offence) make me extremely uncomfortable/ make me run for the hills.I see them as fake most of the time.
I think I like cereal a little too much...
I blush whenever someone talks to me.
I have mild Social Anxiety.
I'm super awkward, but I do my best to hide it.
I'm at least a little intimidated by everyone.
I pretend to be a bitch so people won't pick on me but I'm not actually all that mean.
I feel bad/stupid after I say something "funny", so to speak.
I am both self-conscious and self confident.
I pretend to be stuck-up so people won't notice how lonely I am.
I feel like people only like my silly side.
MBTI: ExxJ tetramer
Functions: Fe > Te > Ni > Se > Si > Ti > Fi > Ne
1w2 - 3w4 - 6w5 (The Taskmaster) | sp/so
β-E dimer |
Big 5: slOaI
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
External Perception: Nohari
More serious confessions:
I don't like my family. I love them, but I don't like them.
I also wish I had AT LEAST one parent with a Ph. D. in SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
I constantly toss the idea of when I'm independent completely deleting my family from my lives. If I were on a strike system, my parents would be on strike 7. 7 times of "you're crossing the line."
I'm a big hippy deep down...
I'm an incredibly black-and-white thinker. I try to balance that out with a gray-area-focused philosophy/theology, but deep down, I'm hyper focused on binaries. I hide it because it's hypocritical and I'd rather that people see the reasonable side instead.
ESTJ - LSE - ESTj (mbti/socionics)
1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw or gryffindor (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
want to ask me something? go for it!
hey ma! got a tatoo
I've notice how great my boobs are so I've been showing them off to friends, because i'm proud. That's not really a confession, because I don't feel shame, just pride
I pretend to be AFK in Vent when I see people asking about me.
I also miss @Lark.
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