How to Become Amish. Dying.
01-06-2015, 01:32 AM #881
01-06-2015, 11:10 AM #882Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw + wampus (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
want to ask me something? go for it!
01-09-2015, 04:20 PM #883
I hate every country song I've heard, except for some written by Johnny Cash.Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.
01-09-2015, 04:24 PM #884Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.
01-09-2015, 04:29 PM #885
Another confession: I find sports to be the least entertaining thing to talk about or to watch, out of the things that a "man" is expected to talk about or watch. I don't give a shit about a bunch of guys engaging in glorified mud wrestling.Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.
01-09-2015, 11:49 PM #886
01-11-2015, 03:38 AM #887
I don't wank often. I mean I'm not a wanker, really, I swear.
I like to save myself for working out and using my energy constructively.
But once time, "once time," is an alternative way we say, "once upon a time" here in the shy-sizzle, I was wanking in my room at night with the lights open and I thought the blinds were closed but they were full open. I suddenly rolled off the bed and smashed into the floor as a wave of terror spread across my body.
For a month I left my building with sunglasses and a hat afraid that the people in the complex next store saw me and would recognize me as "le wanker"...as there are about 16 kitchen and bedroom windows right across from me.
Suffice it to say I thought twice about ever wanking again and saw it as a warning from the universe to either make sure the blinds were shut or just wank in the shower."i shut the door and in the morning
it was open
Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.
Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
01-11-2015, 11:35 AM #888
Every time people around me start talking about sports, it's like hearing the muffled trombone sounds that the adults make on Charlie Brown.WOOP WOOP WOOP
01-11-2015, 11:37 AM #889
01-11-2015, 11:55 AM #890
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