A while ago I had a dream that I killed one of my coworkers. The more I analyze the dream, the more I think I killed her for being awkward and making me uncomfortable. Couldn't talk to her, or even look at her, for weeks without feeling even more uncomfortable than I usually do when she's around...
Edit: Oh I forgot -- I didn't kill her, I tried to and then sort of backed out at the last minute, so she didn't get ALL the poison I'd set out. The dream ended when I was watching her from a ways away, waiting for the poison to kick in and hoping she wouldn't die from it.
haha what? the last paragraph is still the dream, right? you didn't actually try to poison her irl?
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