08-23-2016 02:39 AM
I catch moths off the front porch & take them to my indoor cat to dispatch via merry, very drawn-out murder.
I do this, often. It's starting to remind me of how I used to drop ants into the spiderweb on my porch when I was a kid.
...I've also started hissing when I go out to the car, at night, since I was almost sprayed by a mother skunk, recently. Strolled out into the pitch black - caught a flash of white tail raising in my peripheral - mere feet away - reversed into the apartment. She & her baby kept eating... whatever plantlife they were into. Tapped on the door, yelled at them - nothing alarmed them, at all. In a last ditch effort, I hissed, loudly. That did it. Now, I'm paranoid about it, since the motion light seems to miss anything actually on the ground. Heard a few things scurry off, using this tactic. One day, a human will witness this, if they haven't already.
One could say I've leveled up in the world of Catlady Nonsense. That's how the kids say it, these days, right? Leveled up?
03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
08-23-2016 04:09 PM
Not too long ago I rated the first half a dozen pages of private blogs. Now ratings in the private blog section have been disabled.
08-23-2016 04:24 PM
hey ma! got a tatoo
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! but thank you for your service
Originally Posted by magpie
08-23-2016 04:42 PM
Post Human Post
I've been angrier lately, but I keep a lot of it to myself. I get angry at people who multitask while walking on the stairs in front of me, people who mill around blocking doorways and hallways, people who get all crazy about identity politics, pro or con, people who are more concerned about other people's shit than their own, image makers, fomo sellers, and anybody or thing cajoling me into doing anything under the illusion that my individual action counts in this capitalist pyramid scheme machine.
08-23-2016 05:25 PM
08-23-2016 07:30 PM
Silly for Symphily
I just spilled water on my work/school computer. It made an ominous sound and 'died'.
I was so deeply into studying, I thought I had grabbed the glass with a lid and I hadn't. I can only blame myself...
I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence.
08-23-2016 08:20 PM
waiting for Winterman
I did that once, when trying to water a plant, and I went overboard. The plant later died anyway.
Originally Posted by Cloudpatrol
Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!
08-23-2016 08:30 PM
I did that right before Christmas. The guy at the Apple store pitied me and wrote off the $2000+ in repair cost.... one of the nicest things a person has done for me.
Originally Posted by Cloudpatrol
08-24-2016 06:58 AM
Today I came to peace with what I wrote a few months back. Denial is not going to get me anywhere.
Did I got it wrong ?
08-24-2016 03:29 PM
Social networking is the fucking worst.
CHOOSE THE PATH THEY'LL NEVER TAKE
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