I catch moths off the front porch & take them to my indoor cat to dispatch via merry, very drawn-out murder.
I do this, often. It's starting to remind me of how I used to drop ants into the spiderweb on my porch when I was a kid.
...I've also started hissing when I go out to the car, at night, since I was almost sprayed by a mother skunk, recently. Strolled out into the pitch black - caught a flash of white tail raising in my peripheral - mere feet away - reversed into the apartment. She & her baby kept eating... whatever plantlife they were into. Tapped on the door, yelled at them - nothing alarmed them, at all. In a last ditch effort, I hissed, loudly. That did it. Now, I'm paranoid about it, since the motion light seems to miss anything actually on the ground. Heard a few things scurry off, using this tactic. One day, a human will witness this, if they haven't already.
One could say I've leveled up in the world of Catlady Nonsense. That's how the kids say it, these days, right? Leveled up?
08-23-2016, 02:39 AM #308103/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
08-23-2016, 04:09 PM #3082
08-23-2016, 04:24 PM #3083Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
08-23-2016, 04:42 PM #3084
I've been angrier lately, but I keep a lot of it to myself. I get angry at people who multitask while walking on the stairs in front of me, people who mill around blocking doorways and hallways, people who get all crazy about identity politics, pro or con, people who are more concerned about other people's shit than their own, image makers, fomo sellers, and anybody or thing cajoling me into doing anything under the illusion that my individual action counts in this capitalist pyramid scheme machine.
08-23-2016, 05:25 PM #3085
- Join Date
- Aug 2016
What is this? An identity crisis? Gonna change my username to "Rilke"! The same I use on another forum, haha.
^Please don't get angry at me!
EDIT: I can't...
08-23-2016, 07:30 PM #3086
08-23-2016, 08:20 PM #3087Forget the dead you've left; they will not follow you.
The vagabond who is rapping at your door, is standing in the clothes you once wore.
08-23-2016, 08:30 PM #3088
- Join Date
- Sep 2015
- 359 sp/sx
- EIE Ni
08-24-2016, 06:58 AM #3089
08-24-2016, 03:29 PM #3090
Social networking is the fucking worst.CHOOSE THE PATH THEY'LL NEVER TAKE
5w4 8w9 4w3 sx/sp/so
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