This one time, a girl wanted to start a threesome, but I just wanted a twosome with the other girl. Then this guy showed up and tried to turn it into a foursome, but then I left them to let it be a threesome. I got invited to a birthday outing Friday, but that guy is there, so I'm going to opt-out, it's awkward and I don't like him and I just want to stay in and onesome.
I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.
I NEVER know which way to turn keys to open doors. No, seriously.
I guess it would be easier if all locks were the same, but they aren't. In some, you put the key in upside down. In others, turning the key one way will lock and unlock the door and turning the key the other way will open it without unlocking it. In others still, turning the key will only open the door and cannot unlock it (I think it requires a master key to unlock or something).
This shit confuses me. I always just end up randomly turning my keys back and forth in the lock until I can figure out how to get in.