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    A girl in college slept with me so I could do all the work on the project. The teacher knew she didn't do anything and gave her a c- and gave me an A.

    Shit happens. It wasn't my fault. She never talked to me after that again and was sour as a stinky cat.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GarrotTheThief View Post
    A girl in college slept with me so I could do all the work on the project. The teacher knew she didn't do anything and gave her a c- and gave me an A.

    Shit happens. It wasn't my fault. She never talked to me after that again and was sour as a stinky cat.
    Is there a specific reason you are bringing this story up now?
    Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!

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    I confessed that my ideal life is to become a hermit. If I have lots of wealth and if I don't have to go out to earn money, I would just stay at home all day and not leave my house. The world outside there is a very scary place, I dislike going out there. In this world, there are only 5% of people who are nice and kind, and the remaining 95% are mean and nasty. Each time I leave my house, I start feeling fearful, because I don't know what emotions I am gonna face next from the big scary world out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    i want a fish, do you think a hot girl who all the guys want her ever puts a dead fish up her own snatch to deter them? because some men just can't take no
    I'm now mentally modifying the lyrics to Bowling For Soup's "Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke O View Post
    I'm now mentally modifying the lyrics to Bowling For Soup's "Girl All The Bad Guys Want"
    to what?
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    to what?
    She's watching wrestling
    Creaming over tough guys
    Shoving fish up her chuff
    But she has removed the eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vulcan View Post
    Is there a specific reason you are bringing this story up now?
    no it was a random memory that surfaced.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    I'm running out of beans.

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    I'm pleased at the way that I'm handling my break-up. It still stings, but I'm dealing with it much better than I have in the past.

    Attempts to use it to manipulate me won't
    succeed.
    Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!

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    More to come. Maybe updating this as time passes will finally help beat the hell out of me. Haha, get it? No, I should have put a warning for generic and stupid joke, sorry. Just gonna go bathe in my holy water now.

    *only interacts with other memes such as (me x2)-self (two negatives = a positive) who regularly use the font comic sans unironically*
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