1. What is your favorite word? Shenanagans
2. What is your least favorite word? Mandatory
3. What turns you on? Men with chest hair
4. What turns you off? Men without chest hair
5. What sound or noise do you love? My house late at night when everyone else is asleep
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Screaming in movies
7. What is your favorite curse word? I like profanity generally but too many people say "fuck' is their favorite (including actors). The one I like best and probably say most is "shit" but it always comes out like "sheeeeit!" when I say it.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Relief pitcher
9. What profession would you not like to do? Therapist. I can't even imagine...
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Baseball and hockey seasons never end. Ever. The Weather Channel always has weather and not a dumbass show, the 70's music channel is always on and you never need to wear a bra again.