Lately (the last month):
0500: alarm goes off. Snooze.
0510: alarm goes off. Snooze.
0520: alarm goes off. Turn off alarm. Instant coffee. Feel colonial (in a shameful way).
0523: stumble outside for a cigarette. Drink coffee. Swat mosquitoes.
0540: dress, gather up misc. work-related items. Consider making provision for breakfast and lunch. Decide against it on the basis that I probably won't get hungry.
0553: roaring down highway 1, smoking cigarette.
0559 (about 3/4 of a cig later): arrive at work. Regret waste of remainder of cig.
0603: get hungry.
0603-1400: reflect on poor decisions made in life, attempt to arrange them into some kind of linear chart. Fantasize about playing an instrument/ninja skillz/backpackers. Factor this into chart. Attempt to keep eyes from glazing at conversations of workmates.
1410: go home.
1415: gaze forlornly at my dead (probably of p0rn-related causes) computer.
1436: smoke a cigarette whilst reading Douglas Coupland/PK Dick novel. Swat mosquitoes.
1450: consider daytime TV - feel unclean.
1451: access the internet on borrowed computer. Research components for new computer. Read comics. Check facebook. Neglect friends-invitations. Check rugby websites for news. Loathe South Africans. Revile myself for low-brow interests. mbtic.
1700ish: feel depressed and bored, go to bed.
1735ish: sleep. Often with light on.