grass is green unless it's late fall in which case it might be a brownish-yellowish color. Or if your neighbor neglects their lawn and it gets some kind of disease that transfers to YOUR lawn- yeah- that is not cool! And grass can be purchased and laid out into the dirt and look so neat- but also reminds me of a cemetery when one day a dead body is lowered beneath the earth and like the next day- a carpet of pretty grass covers the area and you can see the perimeter of where the grass was there before and it where it was laid out and it's well- sort of creepy.
Grass is also weed that you can smoke. TMI alert- I took one puff of GRASS on Halloween whilst the kids were trick or treating. I retreated into the garage with one of the "cool moms." I normally don't like that stuff- buy hey- it wasn't half bad.
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