You are under arrest on suspicion of being a spy. You can deny it all you want, but I have proof! Yes, all the evidence points to the undeniable conclusion that you intended to sell the top-secret discussions on this site to the nefarious INTP Forum! But little do you know that they intended to abandon you once they get what they wantedâ€“typical INTP Forum behaviour. Leave that wretched hive and join us; we could always use another INTP
for the inevitable war against the INTJs.