If you were forced to live the rest of your life as a conjoined twin with another forum member, who would it be and why? (conjoined at the hip, not at the head)
I would choose @strawberries
Reason 1: This conjoining would provide me with 24 hour a day/7 days a week legal counsel, strawberries is a high powered badass attorney, which is exactly what I need with me at all times. It would be like having my own personal Saul Goodman attached to me.
Reason 2: Being a conjoined twin with her would mean conjoined bank accounts, and she’s got bank, so that means I would have bank too. Dollar dollar billz ya’ll.