Not a person riding a unicycle and typing on a laptop in order to access this forum.
You're also not someone who is currently thinking about cheese and how it can be used as a projectile in pressurized air cannons. Even though you are also not someone who thinks it would make an interesting weapon against the evil robotic mouse empire, who uses cheese to keep themselves functioning.
Let thought and reasoning be your guide, it certainly is mine!
Always forward, never back!
I look to the day and smile. Because I know that the worse days are behind me and that when the worst does come, it'll be the end for me. So no point in not smiling at today, right?
"I always love talking to people and hearing their story. People always have a good life story to tell ya know?"
I've been called a criminal, a terrorist, and a threat to the known universe. But everything you were told is a lie. The truth is, they've taken our freedom, our home, and our future. The time has come for all humanity to take a stand...