Not a person riding a unicycle and typing on a laptop in order to access this forum.
You're also not someone who is currently thinking about cheese and how it can be used as a projectile in pressurized air cannons. Even though you are also not someone who thinks it would make an interesting weapon against the evil robotic mouse empire, who uses cheese to keep themselves functioning.
Let thought and reasoning be your guide, it certainly is mine!
Always forward, never back!
I'm an idiot, but I'm willing to learn. So that separates me from the idiot who isn't.
Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it. We should remove the carrot and walk forward with our eyes open. -- Raistlin Majere