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    looks like i'm an outside cat then

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyuuei View Post
    @Bamboo and @YWIR with @Elfboy and @chana as the kids.
    our family would be about as functional as the Lannisters
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    Can I be a forum granny with lavender hair who plays jazz organ in chunky shoes?

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    So I guess it means there is trouble until the robins come
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post
    our family would be about as functional as the Lannisters
    And who doesn't love Game of Thrones?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    Awww. Such a beautiful family, and with the awesome @Honor as a later surprise () too!

    There's only one small problem. No offense to @Lyedecker, but I will not tolerate any pissy cats in my house!





    I'm goin' gray already!
    Haha! I'll make up for it in charm I was rough on my parents growing up, but I'm the one who keeps in touch the most now that we're older.

    Can we pleeeeease keep the cat? I promise I'll keep him in my room and you won't have to deal with him. @Honor will help me take care of him and we'll keep him away from you and @Saudade!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamboo View Post
    With a wife who wouldn't give me the time of day and kids I was unable to control, I'd develop a drinking problem and start staying out at strip clubs long into the night, and come home stinking of Mai-Tais and cheap perfume. Upon arriving home YWIR would viciously question where I've been while I would tell her that, in fact, I was actually just out bowling with the guys baby, that's all, calm down, I don't ask you about your god-damn cell phone bill, and these loud arguments would penetrate, muffled through the drywall, into the children's bedrooms, where they both in their own ways quietly lament the living arrangement, old enough to understand that something was wrong but still young and in need of much guidance, and they would act out their frustrations, getting in fights at school and smoking the dope.

    This downward cycle would culminate in my crashing of the family mini-van, reeling from gin, into the suburban neighbors mailbox and causing a scene where, too drunk to form a coherent sentence, I call the neighbor, a 70 year old widow, "a crusty old cat-breeding factory."

    After my license suspended and I'm unable to drive to work, Dee would be forced to bring home all the bacon while older sister chana, full of resentment, would be forced to take on the duties of chauffeuring Elfboy around to his lessons after school. Eventually, after a period of sleeping in the garage and listening to a lot of Skynyrd, I would clean up my life and start acting like a husband to my wife and a father to my children.

    This upward cycle would culminate in a late night group visit, the whole family, loading up the still dented mini-van and making our way to Denny's. At which point there would be an adorable scene where everyone laughed and smiled and fed each other the whipped cream off their sundaes with spoons across the table while spilling some and giggling. Group hug!!!
    This is like the anti-thesis of everything I described my hypothetical relationship with @Rasofy to be in that dating thread, and I love you for it.
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    Also, @Jaguar adopts @nicolita and teaches her the ways of the assassin. They live from contract to contract in some not wholly unpleasant vagabond existence until Jag is inevitably shot and killed. Nico mourns his passing, and swears revenge. Somewhere, Luc Besson makes millions in royalties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicolita View Post
    Haha! I'll make up for it in charm I was rough on my parents growing up, but I'm the one who keeps in touch the most now that we're older.

    Can we pleeeeease keep the cat? I promise I'll keep him in my room and you won't have to deal with him. @Honor will help me take care of him and we'll keep him away from you and @Saudade!
    Hehe, yes, I will look out for this cat and make sure nothing happens to him on my watch. And more importantly, that he doesn't do anything to scratch or damage my actual watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fia View Post
    Perhaps all the INFJs could join the same orphanage? I think we'd have a pretty good time, actually. Anyone in?
    I'll be in the orphanage with you, fia. We'll throw a party with the other orphans and then do the happy banana moonwalk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    Jag is inevitably shot and killed.
    Not a chance.

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