@Redbone: Ivy and Cafe, actually, or even a mix of Gromit and RedHerring, if you can imagine that.
Edit: Wow, Doug, we must have been posting at the same moment, and having the same thoughts regarding RH. At first glance, you seem a bit like Tinker, but I haven't read enough of your posts to get a very definite impression.
A cry of defiance, and not of fear,
A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door, and a word that shall echo for evermore!
For, borne on the night-wind of the Past, through all our history, to the last,
In the hour of darkness and peril and need, the people will waken and listen to hear
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow