Would you like to be a fair weather friend?
Or would you like to be a partisan friend?
Or would you like to be an intimate friend?
Or would you like to be a friend for life?
Or would you like just to be a mate?
Perhaps you would like to be a humourous friend, or even a long distance friend?
Or you could be a religious friend, or God forbid, an atheist friend.
You could even be a fiend in friend's clothing.
So come for a picnic with Mole, Badger, Ratty and Toad and find out for yourself.