I thought this was the not so nice version and so on . . .
Well, then the guy/gal above me is a complete pansy for being an INFP, and for having to follow his/her insult through with a put down on him/herself so he/she doesn't sound as mean as he/she thought s/he did.
And just for heads up, the guy/gal under me is an idiot, because there is only 5% chance he/she knows anything about me.