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    Default I need an arch-nemesis.

    I'm accepting applications for the position right now.

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    My application:

    We will assume that an arch-nemesis has conflicting goals and is at odds with the protagonist to the very fiber of their being.

    So here we go:

    -I am competing for the love of your boyfriend
    -I am an enneagram 4 and therefore a real person, as opposed to the non-entity of non-entities that is enneagram 9
    -I value people and their contributions, while you value death, stagnation, decay and Wal Mart
    -My humour is the heroic inflammation while yours is mucous and mulch slosh
    -You're a dirty sensor and I can intuitively understand The Divine

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    I'm sorry, Gink-- I just don't think you're evil enough.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    My application:

    We will assume that an arch-nemesis has conflicting goals and is at odds with the protagonist to the very fiber of their being.

    So here we go:

    -I am competing for the love of your boyfriend
    -I am an enneagram 4 and therefore a real person, as opposed to the non-entity of non-entities that is enneagram 9
    -I value people and their contributions, while you value death, stagnation, decay and Wal Mart
    -My humour is the heroic inflammation while yours is mucous and mulch slosh
    -You're a dirty sensor and I can intuitively understand The Divine
    My boyfriend predicted that you'd be the first one to respond.

    Thank you for your interest. At this juncture, I'm not sure that your qualifications are a good fit for this position but I will keep your resume on file. I anticipate a couple of openings in the junior minion department in the near future.

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    Actually, I've decided I need a whole entourage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    I'm sorry, Gink-- I just don't think you're evil enough.
    I'm glad you see a glimmer of potential.

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    I don't have anything against you, but I'll be your nemesis.

    It wouldn't be the first time I've been cast in that role on this forum.


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    Can I be your arch-nemesis because apparently you don't like beer floats but I probably would? Conflicting tastes in food causes the most soap opera-esque drama.
    I really like cats and food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senza tema View Post
    I'm accepting applications for the position right now.
    Hubris is always followed by nemesis.

    So do you sincerely want to be hubristic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole View Post
    Hubris is always followed by nemesis.

    So do you sincerely want to be hubristic?

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