I thought ducks had the corkscrew penises, not dogs. Dogs have that weird furry covering that reveals a bright pink worm.
Fuck yeah. What could be cooler than light jazz?Just the thought of it makes me want to look at black-and-white photos of lily pads and blended families spending a pleasant Sunday afternoon together having a picnic and repressing the urge to finally talk about domestic abuse taking place in the household, all paired with soft Jazz music playing in the background.
I don't think anything better expresses the aching despair within my soul than Kenny G. The only thing that would make that photo cooler would be if he was wearing sunglasses.