It's been like years since I've had any romantic ANYTHING from this forum.
that is just plain wrong, I'm EASILY one of the better catches on here even though I never post.
Here's what you get.
1. A PERSON WITH FEELINGS AND NOT JUST A BODY FOR SATISFYING YOUR UNREALISTIC AND DAMAGING IDEALS.
5. Good conversation on a variety of topics NONE OF WHICH INVOLVE THE PHYSICAL SCIENCES OR ENGINEERING
6. Great listener and tonnes of time and willingness to deal with your crap no matter how banal it is
7. Pretty good at cooking but particularly good at prep cooking so if you're a great cook then we will really eat well
8. Functional genitals
There are other things so please be forward with what you're looking for and I'll be honest about my ability to meet those desires.
The perfect candidate will
1. THINK I'M TOTALLY SPECIAL AND GREAT
2. BE TOTALLY SPECIAL AND GREAT
okay let's get this moving people!