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    Branded with Satan murkrow's Avatar
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    Default The Bachelor: Murkrow edition REDUX

    It's been like years since I've had any romantic ANYTHING from this forum.

    that is just plain wrong, I'm EASILY one of the better catches on here even though I never post.


    Here's what you get.
    1. A PERSON WITH FEELINGS AND NOT JUST A BODY FOR SATISFYING YOUR UNREALISTIC AND DAMAGING IDEALS.
    5. Good conversation on a variety of topics NONE OF WHICH INVOLVE THE PHYSICAL SCIENCES OR ENGINEERING
    6. Great listener and tonnes of time and willingness to deal with your crap no matter how banal it is
    7. Pretty good at cooking but particularly good at prep cooking so if you're a great cook then we will really eat well
    8. Functional genitals

    There are other things so please be forward with what you're looking for and I'll be honest about my ability to meet those desires.

    The perfect candidate will

    1. THINK I'M TOTALLY SPECIAL AND GREAT
    2. BE TOTALLY SPECIAL AND GREAT

    okay let's get this moving people!
    Last edited by murkrow; 07-13-2013 at 06:45 PM.
    wails from the crypt.

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    Default He's on Ventrilo, ladies.

    07/11 02:01:13 murkrow: okay my thread is up
    07/11 02:01:29 murkrow: lex go post in it so it seems more legit
    07/11 02:02:02 Lexicon: i ain't your wingman
    07/11 02:02:04 murkrow: http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...32#post2105932
    07/11 02:02:05 Gish: I'd post but it would lower your credibility
    07/11 02:02:09 Lexicon: make jonny do it
    07/11 02:02:09 murkrow: ugh just do it
    07/11 02:02:13 Lexicon: what do i post
    07/11 02:02:14 murkrow: no it needs to be a girl duh
    07/11 02:02:17 murkrow: post like
    07/11 02:02:18 Lexicon: i'm not a girl
    07/11 02:02:26 murkrow: "ooh mee mee I wish he would pick me but I live soo far away"
    07/11 02:02:30 Gish: This is what dee is for, she needs to stop being a bitch to her family's demands
    07/11 02:02:51 Lexicon: i'll just copy/paste this convo, murk
    07/11 02:02:52 Lexicon: deal?
    07/11 02:03:44 murkrow: no deal
    07/11 02:04:01 Lexicon: why not?
    07/11 02:04:01 murkrow: actually whatever it will make me look funny and honest
    07/11 02:04:08 Lexicon: exactly.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Are there any lucky ladies you would like to mention, Murk?

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    Oh mee mee Murk pick me......ah but I live so far away.

    *Winks* "Whatah guy!
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    He truly is adorable, ladies...too bad he is all the way in Canada
    ★ڿڰۣ✿ℒoѵℯ✿ڿڰۣ★





    "Harm none, do as ye will”

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    What is this fashion sense?

    I want a pictographic explanation of your 99.3% fashion sense.

    You may be too fashionable for the ladies here. Or you may not. But pictures of said fashion sense will win the day.

    If you dress like a young republican, you lose.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    There you go. A girl not from vent posted.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
    .



    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    EDIT: He's Torontonian? Ugh, forget it.
    Last edited by 93JC; 07-13-2013 at 10:43 AM.

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    Murkrow's Canadian? From where?

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    Where is your brand located? Does it look like this " " or something less sinister?

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