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    Doesn't Read Your Posts Haight's Avatar
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    Default Things You Should Never Say When . . .

    You are pulled over by the police:

    "Speeding!? Thank G_d!. I thought you were going to pull me over for a DUI."
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    You are about to have sex:

    "Crabs! I love crabs! I'm from Maryland!"
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    What is the deal with the internet why do you log on to the internet but you surf the web now what is the deal??

    Let's play a game.

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    You get banned on a forum:

    "I didn't do anything. People were trolling me and I'm the one who got screwed."
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    Cutting someone's hair: "Oops."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Webslinger View Post
    Cutting someone's hair: "Oops."
    Same could be said for performing a vasectomy.


    (or other surgical procedure, of course)
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

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    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

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    If you come in on the anniversary of your mother-in-law's death and your wife is looking furious at you. It turns out she is angry because she has found out you're having an affair.

    "Oh that's a relief. I thought you was angry because you had found out I was the one who killed your mother in the hit-and-run!"

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    . . . you are drunk and talking to a very attractive person:

    "Why would I want to go to your apartment with you right now?"
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    At a job interview:

    Five years from now I see myself taking a long vacation at the beach sipping martinis.
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