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  1. #41
    Doesn't Read Your Posts Haight's Avatar
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    It was a valid effort, U. I appreciate the attempt.
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    while person eating a burger: "mooooooo, help me help me I'm being eaten, moooo"
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggly View Post
    You people like these, so here are some more.

    Your mom tells you that you can't find happiness in the bottom of a bottle of booze, you reply: "Mom, no one's happy when the booze runs out."

    Your girlfriend keeps playing with your iPhone, you exclaim: "Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, nor a wePhone, nor an ourPhone, it's an iPhone."

    Your husband wants to try a new sex position, you reply: "How about the one where you stand outside the house."

    You're interviewing for a job at Starbucks and the manager asks you why you want to work here, you reply: "So I can spell names wrong on the cups."

    I'm here every Saturday, folks.
    Should we try the veal?
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    After ejaculating inside a woman that you've raped, sans protection:

    "Talk about forced fatherhood!"

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    O.O

    ^ that

    after signing onto the forum

    holy fuck, @skylights

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    Honor Thy Inferior Such Irony's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra View Post
    Who knew Giggly would've been the best at this game.
    It's all in the username.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    -A devoted young muslin is interested in a girl considerably younger than him, but a bit concerned about it.

    Reply: Chill man. Did you know Maome* himself was a pedophile?
    ^I did that one.
    *That's a Portuguese version of the name Muhammad (thought it was the same in English)
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    Quote Originally Posted by skylights View Post
    After ejaculating inside a woman that you've raped, sans protection:

    "Talk about forced fatherhood!"
    Nice.

    Make more jokes like that more often and eventually no one will buy so-dom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    Nice.

    Make more jokes like that more often and eventually no one will buy so-dom.
    Sodom... do I get to make buttsex jokes now?!

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    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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