-Your mom asks you whether you have missed her after spending a weekend out:
Reply: We've seen each other everyday over the entire year. Am I supposed to miss you after 2 days?
-A person has died and a close friend of him says "May God be with him".
Reply: God doesn't exist.
-A devoted young muslin is interested in a girl considerably younger than him, but a bit concerned about it.
Reply: Chill man. Did you know Maome himself was a pedophile?
^I did that one.