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    Doesn't Read Your Posts Haight's Avatar
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    Good one.

    . . . at a job orientation:

    "And exactly how often are these drug tests conducted?"
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
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    Haight, I'm ready to accept everything you say at face value and genuinely laugh from here on out. Please continue.

    thinking of you

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    Doesn't Read Your Posts Haight's Avatar
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    Is that a thing you would never say while talking to me on an internet forum? If so, well played. If not:

    . . . responding to someone on an internet forum that might think you are funny:

    Don't make me ban you.
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
    Haight

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    . . . creating a thread on an internet forum:

    Title: My Political Party is Always Right and Your Political Party is Always Wrong

    Body: Discuss.
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
    Haight

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    When sitting in a toilet stall next to Haight.

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    "High five!"?
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
    Haight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haight View Post
    "High five!"?
    You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think. (slurping / gagging sounds)

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    Well, you could say that, but only a fool would respond.


    . . . while trying to get intelligent and creative people to post in your thread:

    "I had to check the URL a minute ago because I thought I accidently posted this thread on the INTJ forum."
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
    Haight

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    If I give myself autofelation often enough will the word show up more frequently in my phone without actually introducing it?

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    At Wholefoods Market: "I just looove gluten!"

    Your friend tells you that her husband talks in his sleep, you answer: "I know"

    They ask you for a drug test, you respond: "Cool, which drugs are we testing?! "

    She asks you why your clothes are on the floor, you say: "Probably because of gravity"

    You girlfriend asks "Have you been sleeping with other women?", you answer: "Since when?"

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