My first thought was "He'd have to have a hell of a personality!" And it sounds as though he does, so if I really really liked him, I would kiss him on top of his head.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers
-he is a male (which alone is more than enough reason)
-his face indicates hostility + he is much bigger than me + I don't know how sharp his teeth are
-he is ugly
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '