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    Default Explain this one, atheists.

    If God doesn't exist, then who took this picture?





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    Superman, obviously.

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    Phillip Jeck, mate.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    If God doesn't exist, then who took this picture?



    Checkmate.
    Mate, mate, this is the God's Eye View. And the God's Eye View derives from the Point of View (POV). And the Point of View derives from the literate individual. And the literate individual derives from the book. And the book derives from print.

    And Perspective derives from Point of View.

    So this is a perspective from the point of view of God.

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    No, it was clearly a fairy riding on a pterodactyl.

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    I challenge anyone to prove that this photograph was NOT taken by an invisible omniscient being who lives in a separate dimension who sent a part of himself or his son depending on who you ask to be killed and to rise up again thereby offering man a ticket into aforementioned separate dimension if they follow a bunch of contradicting rules the interpretation of which upon no one can agree.
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    It may be the case that the plane is flying diagonally backwards, just a little faster than the speed of light. Under these conditions the pilot could have taken the picture. Of course this is less likely than that God took the picture. After all it's quite obvious what is happening when there is thunder in the air, duh.
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    Phillip Jeck, mate.
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