November 10th, 2012
I pronounce our dear friend Ventrillo F. Immerglück III deceased.
Underlying cause: Stage IV fast metastasizing cancer of the awkward violence room (spread quickly though INFJ mountain and possibly as far down as the Wizard's Tower.)
Immediate cause: Phobik arrest.
(waits for crowd to calm down.)
As we all know, Ventrillo has been suffering a multitude of maladies including cancer of the Awkward Violence room and a failing Phobik with basically absent Lexicon which would have turned any normal human being into a vegetable.
However, vent stayed strong for his friends. He was sharp in his mind, Cimarron, and soul up to the very end.
He was there for us in the middle of the night EST early morning hours Europe. He was there for us in the afternoon Europe morning EST. You get the idea. Through the Jew hidings, bewb showings, storm-outs, coffee-shop political talks, soliloquies, hat parties, budding romances, and welcome backs, Ventrillo (better known as "Vent") was there.
If anyone has any fond memories or wants to read the will, this is the place to do so.