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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    You may have wished for amnesia!

    Did you see things you weren't supposed to see??

    Your wish is granted. You receive a pornographic video tape of bologna engaged in illicit acts with a sandwich before "eating" it.
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    Your wish is granted. You receive a pornographic video tape of bologna engaged in illicit acts with a sandwich before "eating" it.


    "I just happen to have this bear sandwich..."
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    @UniqueMixture

    The hypothetical wish that I would have found tempting is immortality, just like Rasofy said; the existence of souls and the devil, however, would imply that immortality of the self already exists, making such a bargain both pointless and counter-productive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowtech redneck View Post
    @UniqueMixture

    The hypothetical wish that I would have found tempting is immortality, just like Rasofy said; the existence of souls and the devil, however, would imply that immortality of the self already exists, making such a bargain both pointless and counter-productive.
    You are admitted into heaven. When you get there you realize that because of the probabilistic nature of the universe matter exists in fluctuating entangled states which only seems like antithetical arrangements of quantum states from your time bound perspective. Your new found enlightenment allows you to transmogrify into a malakhim in heallven as a servant of Jesucifer.
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    You are admitted into heaven. When you get there you realize that because of the probabilistic nature of the universe matter exists in fluctuating entangled states which only seems like antithetical arrangements of quantum states from your time bound perspective. Your new found enlightenment allows you to transmogrify into a malakhim in heallven as a servant of Jesucifer.
    Heh. So long as I can will my 'self' to be what it is now, its all good....but wasn't I already tricked into selling my soul for a beer?*

    *At that implied level of inebriation, it would ask for a beer rather than another drink....I'm not in my twenties, anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    Your wish is granted. You receive a pornographic video tape of bologna engaged in illicit acts with a sandwich before "eating" it.
    Roleplaying as a Subway "sandwich artist," of course.

    C'mon, it's way too easy. Classy lines such as:
    "Footlong."
    "What do you want.. onnn it? *raises eyebrow*"
    "I want extra meat. All of it. Give me all the salami you've got."
    "Is this.. a take-home? Or do you want it right here and now?"

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