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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    Satan grants you the ability to make an infinite amount of wishes in exchange for one soul for each wish granted. I'm sure you will be a fine servant of hell.
    Sounds good. I'm gonna find a party and make some wishes now.

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    I wished to overthrow him as master of Hell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    The only immortality Satan can grant is one in the bowels of hell. You are transformed into a servant of Belphegor.
    Fine. Then, I demand to be his right arm. My privileges would include (those would be mere consequences of the wish): the fastest internet the world has ever seen, the biggest collection of video games the world has ever seen, and last, but not least, the biggest harem the world has ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    Fine. Then, I demand to be his right arm. My privileges would include (those would be mere consequences of the wish): the fastest internet the world has ever seen, the biggest collection of video games the world has ever seen, and last, but not least, the biggest harem the world has ever seen.
    You are not an agent of Asmodeus therefore you will receive the largest porn collection ever seen.
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaptorWizard View Post
    I wished to overthrow him as master of Hell!
    God has decreed that Lucifer will possess the Antichrist at Armageddon and bring about the end of the world. In exchange you are allowed to be the herald to the first horseman of the apocalypse.
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    I don't remember what I wished for, seeing as how I blacked out

    If I was actually drunk, chances are that I sold it for something that seemed like a good idea at the time but is, in fact, not a good idea. Probably something trite like a ham sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    I don't remember what I wished for, seeing as how I blacked out

    If I was actually drunk, chances are that I sold it for something that seemed like a good idea at the time but is, in fact, not a good idea. Probably something trite like a ham sandwich.
    Your wish is granted. You receive a bologna sandwich and after eating it are condemned to the third circle of hell for your cannibalistic gluttony.
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    I don't remember what I wished for, seeing as how I blacked out
    You may have wished for amnesia!

    Did you see things you weren't supposed to see??

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    Quote Originally Posted by UniqueMixture View Post
    Your wish is granted. You receive a bologna sandwich and after eating it are condemned to the third circle of hell for your cannibalistic gluttony.
    I SAID HAM

    DAMN IT, DEVIL, YOU'RE SUCH A DICK

    Trickin' people into going to hell and all. Devil

    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    You may have wished for amnesia!

    Did you see things you weren't supposed to see??

    Now my mind is just.. .. oh my god..

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