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    Quote Originally Posted by Redbone View Post
    I don't like going into stores (except bookstores, antique, herb, or perfume/scent/tobacco shops...the more cluttered, the better...with a resident kitty or two). Stores almost always produce this horrible sensory overload. Grocery stores are the worst because I have this horribly keen sense of smell and they always smell so very bad. I have to use a large part of conscious thought to keep it at bay. Which probably explains why I am repulsed by those little 'cafes' they have in grocery stores...whose idea was that? I don't want to enjoy my coffee and pastry under the glowing signs of the weekly specials or wondering how many Triscuit boxes need to be removed before the display tumbles. I just want to get in and get out.

    Clothing stores confuse me, too. Can't they just put what I want out front so I don't have to dig through all those clothes looking for it?
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    Yes, pretty much all the stores my female siblings walk into.

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    Someone already mentioned sex shops. Only once have I ever and never again. The sales lady was chasing me about and was aggressively trying to help. There was some random dude wearing a shirt that said "natures mistake" .. The whole time she's taking to me (really loud) dudes in my peripheral vision staring at me. All I can think of is, "Great. Just great. I got some twenty year old Moran picturing me playing with myself while I have this overweight, drenched in make up GIRL talking really loudly, 'oh I used to be shy like you!' Drawing everybody's attn to this mortifyingly awkward scenario". Not to mention the girl was 10 yrs younger than me, at least. And she 'used' to be shy like me? GROSS! Lol! Then I'm thinking, "great. Just great. Now I'm trapped by the worlds youngest 'liberated' person to tell me which toys she prefers most. Like the hell if I want to know that!!"

    I'm convinced everyone who works in sex shops wear secret deodorants and sleep standing up.

    Too inappropriate? What's the majority age range here? Should I be feeling guilty right about now? :p
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    Also. I feel really uncomfortable in the middle part of all the stores in any mall where people randomly try to put lotion on your hands. Dude! Leave me alone! I DO NOT want your creepy man hands rubbing lotion on my forearm. Those are the moments I'm really happy humans do not communicate telepathically.
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    I hate shopping in general, so yes, I feel uncomfortable.
    I like to go to the grocery store right when they close or open.

    I just went to the one around the corner for some guacamole for later, and impulsively (hormonally, truly) wanted a warm fresh doughnut from their bakery. They weren't made yet.

    I will feel a little uncomfortable returning there shortly for one. I will purchase the mushrooms & yogurt I "forgot" on my previous trip to offset the discomfort.



    (that said, I also really hate most stores in the mall & haven't been to one in years & years, except to run in for a box of candy cigarettes from the specialty store, as a gift for a friend. Too many aggressively posed creepy mannequins, ugly clothes, bad smells, bad music, garish lights, annoying kiosk sales people.. just everything I dislike in one place.. and those bitches in Macy's who spritz vile perfumes at you as a sales pitch. I'd like to pitch them down an escalator.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    I hate shopping in general, so yes, I feel uncomfortable.
    I like to go to the grocery store right when they close or open.

    I just went to the one around the corner for some guacamole for later, and impulsively (hormonally, truly) wanted a warm fresh doughnut from their bakery. They weren't made yet.

    I will feel a little uncomfortable returning there shortly for one. I will purchase the mushrooms & yogurt I "forgot" on my previous trip to offset the discomfort.



    (that said, I also really hate most stores in the mall & haven't been to one in years & years, except to run in for a box of candy cigarettes from the specialty store, as a gift for a friend. Too many aggressively posed creepy mannequins, ugly clothes, bad smells, bad music, garish lights, annoying kiosk sales people.. just everything I dislike in one place.. and those bitches in Macy's who spritz vile perfumes at you as a sales pitch. I'd like to pitch them down an escalator.)
    why not get your groceries delivered, that's what i did in chicago. and it ended up costing the same as going to the store but less hassle

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    why not get your groceries delivered, that's what i did in chicago. and it ended up costing the same as going to the store but less hassle
    Eh, I like to push my comfort zones, and get out a least a LITTLE bit. But I'd consider it if things got bad.
    Plus.. no warm doughnuts
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    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Eh, I like to push my comfort zones, and get out a least a LITTLE bit. But I'd consider it if things got bad.
    Plus.. no warm doughnuts
    mush!! mush!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    mush!! mush!!!
    ..I just accidentally stole a can of tuna at self checkout, realized when I got home.
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    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NKC View Post
    Someone already mentioned sex shops. Only once have I ever and never again. The sales lady was chasing me about and was aggressively trying to help. There was some random dude wearing a shirt that said "natures mistake" .. The whole time she's taking to me (really loud) dudes in my peripheral vision staring at me. All I can think of is, "Great. Just great. I got some twenty year old Moran picturing me playing with myself while I have this overweight, drenched in make up GIRL talking really loudly, 'oh I used to be shy like you!' Drawing everybody's attn to this mortifyingly awkward scenario". Not to mention the girl was 10 yrs younger than me, at least. And she 'used' to be shy like me? GROSS! Lol! Then I'm thinking, "great. Just great. Now I'm trapped by the worlds youngest 'liberated' person to tell me which toys she prefers most. Like the hell if I want to know that!!"

    I'm convinced everyone who works in sex shops wear secret deodorants and sleep standing up.

    Too inappropriate? What's the majority age range here? Should I be feeling guilty right about now? :p
    Sex shops are hilarious.

    I got kicked outta one in New Orleans, once (a Hustler shop). Was looking at the silicone molds of porn star vulvas mounted on the wall for sale, & remarked, "all these fake cunts on the wall.. must be like what Ed Gein's house was like." (or something to that effect)

    I was then approached by a clerk & politely asked to leave.

    Who knew people took their jobs in a toystore so srsly.


    (let this post be an indicator that you're well within the parameters of appropriate behavior, haha)
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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