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    Mojibake sprinkles's Avatar
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    Just replace her with a linux console. It's a lot more fun.

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    % cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans

    % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
    Modifier failed.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post
    Mishish!

    I can't wait haha. Oh and don't forget to ask the standard "who is John Galt?", "what's the meaning of life?", "what's the meaning of life, the universe and everything?", etc etc. :P

    *throws deep blue paint on that pink smilie*
    Who is John Galt? Answer: who cares?

    What is the meaning of life? Clouds!

    The universe? Stars and clouds and love.

    I asked..... MYSELF... not that wench Siri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Who is John Galt? Answer: who cares?

    What is the meaning of life? Clouds!

    The universe? Stars and clouds and love.

    I asked..... MYSELF... not that wench Siri.


    You've interacted with Siri for a few days now. What would you say her type is? :P

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    "Siri, talk dirty to me." 'The dishes need washing.' "You dirty sexist bitch!" 'I hear you're wanting Erotica..' @_@;; ...

    We haven't talked since. She's awkward.
    Kantgirl: Just say "I'm feminine and I'll punch anyone who says otherwise!"
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    Cimarron: maybe Prpl will be your girl-bud
    prplchknz: i don't like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post


    You've interacted with Siri for a few days now. What would you say her type is? :P
    LAME.

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    PSA: Siri will NOT help you in a kidnapping situation

    For various reasons, it occurred to me tonight that I should investigate whether or not Siri would be useful should I ever be kidnapped. (It all started when I went to dinner with a friend and I wanted to test and see if Siri would help me get out of the restaurant. Spoiler Alert: She, instead, helped me find nearby hotels.) I came to many conclusions in testing various questions to her:

    Siri, I'm stuck in a strange car what do I do?
    Siri, I've been kidnapped what do I do?
    Siri, I am in a room with no exits visible while I close my eyes, what do I do?

    She was pretty much useless in all cases. The big one being that she talks back to you... so if you were actually being kidnapped this may be a clue to your 'nappers that you have a phone. Which I guess follows into the second one being that you have to talk to her. Also, her usefulness (if she even understands your question) typically runs along the "should I do a search on the internet for this?"

    I will state that if you do a web search on "If I traveled to Jupiter, what should I pack?" you will get an awesome, detailed, and well thought out answer on a wikianswers page.

    The End.

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    Siri hates me, she refuses to talk, i push her button and talk to her and all she greets me with is silence.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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