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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Sure you can, you just add a "usewife" to the "ho."

    (now I just have to figure out what a "usewife" is! Although my imagination is running in odd directions...)
    Fixed.

    Honestly, I sat here for five minutes trying to figure out the right pun and got nowhere. Why the hell are you so clutch with the joke lay ups?
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    I would ask Siri how to 'use a wife' but I am afraid of what answer I would get in return.

    I guess I should be relieved that when the Matrix moves comes to life, it won't be at the hands of Apple.

    UNLESS THEY ARE SKYNET. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    UNLESS THEY ARE SKYNET. D:
    Why are you worried about that? Skynet wasn't a threat until it went sentient... obviously not a problem with Siri!
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Why are you worried about that? Skynet wasn't a threat until it went sentient... obviously not a problem with Siri!
    D: When I leave work I am going to ask the following:

    ~Who is John Conner?
    ~Are you skynet?

    Or Maybe Siri = the Machine...

    I'd be ok with that actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    D: When I leave work I am going to ask the following:

    ~Who is John Conner?
    ~Are you skynet?
    If you turn up dead, at least we'll know what happened!*
    *(A robot came back from the future and killed your mum, that's what!)

    Or Maybe Siri = the Machine...
    I'd be ok with that actually.
    maybe she'll know where Finch is.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    If you turn up dead, at least we'll know what happened!*
    *(A robot came back from the future and killed your mum, that's what!)



    maybe she'll know where Finch is.
    It was nice knowing you. hopefully my death will be for the good of mankind however.

    P.S. I know where Finch is.

    Answer: Don't tell @thealchemist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    It was nice knowing you. hopefully my death will be for the good of mankind however.

    P.S. I know where Finch is.

    Answer: Don't tell thealchemist
    Pfft! You, you *lacks the words* WENCH!

    YOU STOLE EVERYONE! LEAVE HAROLD ALONE!



    Have you tried convincing Siri that you are Siri yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thealchemist View Post
    Pfft! You, you *lacks the words* WENCH!

    YOU STOLE EVERYONE! LEAVE HAROLD ALONE!



    Have you tried convincing Siri that you are Siri yet?


    Not yet. I'm feeling rather mishish about her right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post


    Not yet. I'm feeling rather mishish about her right now.
    Mishish!

    I can't wait haha. Oh and don't forget to ask the standard "who is John Galt?", "what's the meaning of life?", "what's the meaning of life, the universe and everything?", etc etc. :P

    *throws deep blue paint on that pink smilie*

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    My sister told me that if you say a curse word like "f*#k" she will say "No need for profanity". Lmao!

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